You've got less than a fortnight...

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to get your I Do Two submissions in. Please send your stories by 30th November to lee(dot)rowan(at)yahoo(dot)com. Failing that, stories can be delivered by hand - between midnight and 5am on the morning of December 1st - borne on a bejellybabied palanquin strewn with rose petals and custard creams. Beecroft, Deri-Bowen and myself will be awaiting them beside Jane Austen's grave. (You can tell which one that is from the sound of revolving...)