The first thing I do in the mornings, as I eat my cereal, is to look at Ceefax and get up-to-date with the news. Much hilarity chez nous as to whether the murder of a certain JB2 would be the top story.

Thanks for the kind words. *blushes*

Youre dream team for Hamlet exactly matches that which allegro_mnt and I came up with. It would be very bliss.....

Biting? Noooooooooooooooooooooooo. A little over enthusiasm, that's all.

Jack would have had three poppadoms, prawn puri, chicken tikka biriani (veg curry madras hot) and two pints of Kingfisher to wash it down. That's what he always has when he come around for a take away. *g*

I would give worlds (well, some of my sports autographs) to see Archie sing 'I don't feel like dancing' in the great cabin or Horatio doing the macarenha - I bet he'd still have his hands on his head while the rest of em were turning 90 degrees.

As to the unseemly bits - you didn't see a certain JB2 in panto and his hip gyrations. *whoo*

I suspect the whole gay bar thing was a Torchwood plan that Archie was in on. He was a bit TOO knowing when they first mooted it...

My pleasure in providing it, my little co-obsessor.