thinking about the interrelationship between rugby and debagging (which was endemic still in my days at Oxford) and pondering the karma of your Archie/ Cook bear I still winder if you should not check for any gloomy middies hiding in your garden shed - after all Jamie and Ioan had neeed of distraction after the world cup too ..
or else there is an invisible chocolate brown furred bear about 5,10 lurking, with "Harvey" -like invisibility, behind your toaster ...
No Ioan or Jamie in rigby kit ( alas) so it has to be Georgey ;)