And age of sail lieutenants who might or might not be said Balrog slaying elves and aren't you glad I f-locked this or they'd be arresting us....

Oh yes! He'd never complain directly to Jack-you-are-my-every-dream-and-all-them-things-that-I-don't-know-about-that-dance-hall-could get-you-killed-if-I-come-to-know-them-Harkness but he'd mutter on and on about being treated like a skivvy. I bet Ianto is a great one for talking to himself....

Archie is much prettier than almost everyone.