Two thoughts - interchangeable

Couldn't decide whether to go with Francis Bacon Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread or Thornton wilder's variation Money is like manure; it's not worth a thing unless it's spread around encouraging young things to grow.

Like so much in this life. It ain't what you've got, it's what you do with it.

And a quote from Supernige...

Italy get a penalty. Mirco Bergamasco has a thump at someone off the ball. Nige calls him over. "You'd look very silly if I reverse the penalty, wouldn't you?"

That's why I love rugby. The ref always addresses the players as if they were aged 7 and as if they weren't six inches taller than him. And they don't argue back.