You know what these are

And why is it when I have important stuff to do I stall on that, yet these keep springing to mind?

There was something tied up to the yard
It was hairy and smothered with lard
Was it Styles, looking scorched
Or a sloth, quite debauched?
Or Horatio. Bet. Turned wrong card.


A sailor called Styles had a crush
on a bold Lieutenant named Bush
He wiggled his hips
And puckered his lips
But just got a smack in the mush.