AOS Archie was sent away to sea because he developed an unhealthy fascination with the actor who played Sebastian in 'Twelfth Night'. He still keeps a lock of the man's hair in his sea chest and Horatio doesn't know.
Bride's Archie once brought a goat into the porters' lodge and proceeded to milk it. The goat disgraced itself, Archie got gated and Mrs Summerbee made goat's cheese with the proceeds of the affair.
Modern day Archie (the two headed coin boy) writes detective novels about two Cambridge dons who solved murders in Edwardian times. I hace a writ against him for plagiarism.
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Date: 2007-09-25 11:16 am (UTC)Bride's Archie once brought a goat into the porters' lodge and proceeded to milk it. The goat disgraced itself, Archie got gated and Mrs Summerbee made goat's cheese with the proceeds of the affair.
Modern day Archie (the two headed coin boy) writes detective novels about two Cambridge dons who solved murders in Edwardian times. I hace a writ against him for plagiarism.