Very pleased you could join us, darling :) Thrilled for you that the books are doing well and as for the fanfic -- well, it's a compliment. Conversely, it's also why they hard liquor exists ;) Come by, and Mama will fix you some JD and Coke and make it all go away.

Horatio will be supporting the conniving bunch of cheating swines. By which I mean Leicester Tigers

Give him a kick for me, please.

(I'd do it myself, but I'll be too busy still celebrating the end of Holley's coaching reign/recovering from watching my team lose Friday night. Ospreys have already lost the championship, but the team we're fielding is pretty much the definition of 'phoning it in'. Bloody Munnher.)