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This is for [livejournal.com profile] draugdur who said "I'd like Captain William Bush getting dressed, please". I read dressed as 'undressed'.

“Styles, take off my jacket.”

The broadcloth was good, if not of the highest quality and in the heat it was a relief to feel it easing off his shoulders.

“Styles, take off my shirt.”

Ridiculous item of clothing, so many ruffles and ties, like a tart’s nightie, only harder to remove. At least he wore no waistcoat today; in this heat it would have been killing.

“Styles, take off my breeches.”

Such a tight fit, so snug around his figure. Once off they’d let the air circulate to the orlops.

“And Styles…”

“Yes sir?”

“If I catch you wearing my uniform again it’ll be twelve at the grating.”

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Date: 2009-11-04 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jess-faraday.livejournal.com
Ahahahahahaha! That's brilliant!

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Date: 2009-11-04 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylodon.livejournal.com
:) Not my joke, though - a very old one - just a new situation.

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Date: 2009-11-04 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] idler-1814.livejournal.com
I really needed a good laugh this morning. I'm very glad you misread the prompt! Thanks!!!

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Date: 2009-11-04 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylodon.livejournal.com
Then it was clearly meant to be.

*huggity hugs*

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Date: 2009-11-04 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erastes.livejournal.com
I AM NOT WELL AND YOU MADE ME LAUGH (and consequently choke for ten minutes.

I really did not see that coming.

The oldies are the besties.

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Date: 2009-11-04 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylodon.livejournal.com
Ah, that joke. Must have heard it on a million different radio progs.

Have you got the lurgy? Ros and I have it too. Hope you feel well soon, sausage.

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Date: 2009-11-04 08:49 pm (UTC)
ext_3563: A little reading elf, captioned 'fool for books' (avast?)
From: [identity profile] lokei.livejournal.com
*snickers* Classic. Go you!

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Date: 2009-11-04 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylodon.livejournal.com
Hee hee. Definite case of cheating, but it is a classic old joke.
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Date: 2009-11-04 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylodon.livejournal.com
Dat's me!

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Date: 2009-11-04 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jestana.livejournal.com
*giggles madly* Hee! I thought it was something like that. :D

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Date: 2009-11-06 11:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylodon.livejournal.com
You know me too well.

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Date: 2009-11-06 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jestana.livejournal.com
I know your writing style too well. :D

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Date: 2009-11-07 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calavarna.livejournal.com
This page loaded weirdly so I saw the end before I saw the beginning. I am eternally grateful for this because it would have otherwise resulted in some mental images that I don't ever want to have. *g*

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Date: 2009-11-07 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylodon.livejournal.com
I'd have had to give you sal volatile.

Maybe that's what happened to that bloke in the ladies' lavvy. Maybe he'd thought of Bush and Styles...

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Date: 2009-11-08 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calavarna.livejournal.com
The mental image burnt itself on his retinas and he couldn't help but howl in pain. Although it still doesn't explain why he was in the ladies'... Maybe the thought of Bush/Styles is so powerful that it results in a spontaneous sex change?

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Date: 2009-11-08 12:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylodon.livejournal.com
Possibly. Or just induces irrational behaviour. Perhaps being near us induces irrational behaviour - it would explain a lot...

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Date: 2009-11-09 10:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calavarna.livejournal.com
Perhaps being near us induces irrational behaviour
I have no idea how anybody could possibly form this impression of us. *g*

Do you think our combined powers can also bring waxworks to life?

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Date: 2009-11-09 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylodon.livejournal.com
Yes. Of that I'm certain. And make guns go off.

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Date: 2016-09-11 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bauhiniakapok.livejournal.com
*snickersnort*

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Date: 2016-09-12 11:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylodon.livejournal.com
LOL Such a very old joke...
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