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This is for [livejournal.com profile] draugdur who said "I'd like Captain William Bush getting dressed, please". I read dressed as 'undressed'.

“Styles, take off my jacket.”

The broadcloth was good, if not of the highest quality and in the heat it was a relief to feel it easing off his shoulders.

“Styles, take off my shirt.”

Ridiculous item of clothing, so many ruffles and ties, like a tart’s nightie, only harder to remove. At least he wore no waistcoat today; in this heat it would have been killing.

“Styles, take off my breeches.”

Such a tight fit, so snug around his figure. Once off they’d let the air circulate to the orlops.

“And Styles…”

“Yes sir?”

“If I catch you wearing my uniform again it’ll be twelve at the grating.”

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Date: 2009-11-04 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erastes.livejournal.com
I AM NOT WELL AND YOU MADE ME LAUGH (and consequently choke for ten minutes.

I really did not see that coming.

The oldies are the besties.

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Date: 2009-11-04 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylodon.livejournal.com
Ah, that joke. Must have heard it on a million different radio progs.

Have you got the lurgy? Ros and I have it too. Hope you feel well soon, sausage.
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