Meme

[mylodon]

This one has been in the offing for ages, but I haven't had time before. (Why do I think I have time now? Oh yes, cos I'm a twit.)

Name a character (in the fandoms I write about) and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudo-canon

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[calavarna.livejournal.com]

The microscopes would explain why everybody yesterday was wandering around with squinty eyes. There's only so much time people can spend looking at cells without going a bit insane *g*

Maybe this explains why a Noldorin elf had blond hair - he dyed it for Broadway, got drunk on closing night and accidentally ended up in Middle-earth. I can't imagine how much trouble 'Glorfindel' had trying to find bleach to touch up his roots *g* Maybe he was Ecthelion AND Glorfindel at different times - didn't the Doctor say the only person Jack would ever be happy with is Jack? (I'll get the total insanity done soon, promise :D)

It is not known where they ended up, although late twentieth century Earth is belived to be a possibility.
*falls over laughing* The offspring of Jack and Ten. The level of hyperactivity that could be reached doesn't bear thinking about *g*

Only two jelly babies? I admire your self control.

[mylodon.livejournal.com]

I think that solves the hair problem amazingly well. Put it up at one of your LOTR sites and see what people say. X)

Total insanity can wait if we're producing ideas like this. Might be worth exploring....

Who are you calling hyperactive? Actually they say things skip a generation, so it would explain a certain QOTB.

Two jelly babies every day. Only today's treat was a piece of seaside rock. Yummy.

[calavarna.livejournal.com]

After 'Glorfindel' died fighting the balrog, he was sent back to live in Rivendell for a time because he kept flirting with Mandos. In Rivendell he sold the secret of his rather suspicious looking hair to Legolas and Haldir, both of whom forgot to dye their eyebrows as well. And 'Ecthelion' says that it isn't so much of a fountain as it is a pillar of water which stands over the Hub *g* (I haven't had any codeine, for the record XD)

We're not hyperactive, we're enthusiastic. As long as there aren't bollards involved, as they could turn any respectable person into a leg flailing lunatic *g*

I've never heard of seaside rock, for some reason I keep thinking of rock salt, which I'm sure has nothing to do with seaside rock...

[mylodon.livejournal.com]

I heard it wasn't so much flirting as chasing him naked around the halls. The hair story is entirely true and can be verified in 'Lost Tales III; hairdressers to the Eldar'.

I vote entusiasm, too. And being non-stereotypical.

NEVER HEARD OF SEASIDE ROCK? Scandalous. It's a minty type sweet that is just the best thing in the world. And it has the name of the town you bought it in running all the way through it. Did you never indulge while over here?